You believe that a mink coat means nobleness, but actually you are just a huge yellow duck.
You regard yourself as the queen of the forest, but others regard you as a Christmas tree.
You see it as a lucky unicorn, but where is the horn?
You look like a disposable vacuum bag!
And you are good at exposing the wrong parts of your body.
You call it casual style, but others think you are trying to sneak out of some hookup’s house before he wakes up.
Jesus said it best: “First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly enough to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.” Matt 7:3-5
A cleaning mop.
You disguise yourself as a pink ladybird.
Then, you see another ladybird with patent leather! Impressive!
Watch out! A fluffy bear escaped from Disneyland!
You feared that someone would snatch your bag on the street.
Then you got a branch on your head to play as a scarecrow.
Finally, you parents won’t recognize you!
